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Offline Dresos

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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2009, 02:32:41 AM »
hahaha this is laughatastic  :m121:
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 12:11:22 PM »
Hilarious.. I wanna add one, but my ones are dry  :m006:
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 11:50:03 PM »
That's a nice dress, let me talk you out of it ;D
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2010, 12:48:17 AM »
Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Girl: Oh Really. What is it?
Guy: Its just that...your numbers not in it.
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2010, 07:41:16 AM »
Hahaha i got this off TV.

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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2010, 02:49:17 AM »
Quote from: michellehail on August 30, 2010, 07:41:16 AM
Hahaha i got this off TV.

"Is your dad a baker? Cuz you've got some nice buns."

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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2010, 03:09:43 AM »
Girl, I wanna do you like my hw.
I'm gonna take you home, slam you on my desk, take off your covers and do you all night long

Hey how bout we do some math? You plus me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, then multiply
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2010, 02:05:58 PM »
Cheesy, huh?...

*At work - behind the counter*
Would you like a bag with that?
Would you like your receipt?
Would you like my number? ;D
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2010, 11:54:53 AM »
Quote from: Vindicated on January 02, 2009, 02:24:33 AM
Haha

Hey baby are you a terrorist? Cause you just blew me away!


Baby did you fart? 'cause you blew me away!
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Re: Cheesy Pick-Up lines
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2010, 09:32:38 PM »
I'm lost my number, can I have yours?

and

Do you have a band-aid cuz I just cut my knee falling for you!
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